A joyful and cheeky rhyming book that mixes toilet humour with colour theory, from award-winning creator Briony Stewart.

Art smock, paper, paint brush – Go!
I’m a colour-mixer pro.
Today I’ll make a brand-new colour,
Something brilliant – like no other.
A squirt of yellow, a dash of blue …
Oh. That’s green. That’s nothing new.
Red and blue makes … purple. Drat!
It’s nice, but everyone’s seen that …

Herve Tullet meets Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee in this irreverent early childhood book that mixes toilet humour with colour theory. Fun read-aloud rhyme and joyous illustrations will delight readers young and old.